Archie and Jughead go to the farm, Veronica goes to the casino, Betty goes to the limit.
Betty searches for meaning, Jughead searches for truth, Archie searches for boys.
In this special episode Kevin and Erin are joined by their friends/family, Darci and Bryan to play some D&D. Meet high schoolers Chip Skyfield, Daxton Daxwell, and Payton Waldorf as they take a summer internship to pay for their roadtrip, only to be waylaid by goblins from the rival high school!
While Archie wants out of maximum security juvie, Jughead wants into maximum level GnG. Are they the same thing? Ask Jughead.
Betty hears a story. A story about her mother. Specifically how her mother once lived the hit 1985 film breakfast club.
With Riverdale taking a break, Kevin and Erin take a trip down the road to Greendale for the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
Archie boyfights HIS WAY, Veronica opens a speakeasy HER WAY, Jughead plays G&G HIS WAY.
Betty and Jughead find lost boys, Archie meets prison boys, Kevin can’t get his boy.
Archie is in trouble, Jughead is in peril, Betty is insane(?)
Trey tries to get a life, Marissa tries to get a man, Zach tries to get a comic book, Carter tries to get in good with the kids.
Trey has arrived.
Seth wants the past, Julie fears the past, Kirsten wants Carter to move past, Alex and Marissa are past.
Kevin and Erin are meat drunk. They are drunk on meat. I mean, this podcast is about teen dramas. Also meat.
Marissa changes her life, Sandy fixes his life, Lindsay evaluates her life, Seth needs a hero to save us.
Everyone tries to do good but ends up destroying everything. Except Marissa, she's on her own show.
Julie returns, Ryan tries, Alex commits, Seth spiral, Rebecca leaves...or not?
Seth draws Summer in a sexy way, Ryan has dinner in a sad way, Sandy works on a case in a bad way.
Seth gets into writing, Ryan gets into trouble, Caleb gets into fatherhood, Marissa gets into Alex.
Seth is jealous, Summer is scared, Lindsay is drunk, Marissa is...considering things.
Ryan and Seth get caught, Sandy gets surprised, Summer gets her man, Lindsay gets dumped over and over and over and...